Please get in my belly.
Pineberries.
These beautiful abominations of god and science, the pineberry, are the taste of a pineapple with all the sexy appeal of an albino strawberry. They are making their debut in UK grocery stores, and I want one in my mouth right now. If I find out this is an April Fools joke, I’m going to stab someone. Thanks Concon for bringing foods into my world.


