Please get in my belly.
Pineberries.
These beautiful abominations of god and science, the pineberry, are the taste of a pineapple with all the sexy appeal of an albino strawberry. They are making their debut in UK grocery stores, and I want one in my mouth right now. If I find out this is an April Fools joke, I’m going to stab someone. Thanks Concon for bringing foods into my world.
I remember my boyfriend getting me a box of biscuits that looked like this. He said that it reminded him of me when I just woke up. How sweet -_-
My head just exploded.
Every Ingredient In A Pizza Pocket.
Ah, the healthy nutritious snack that is a pizza pocket, laid out in a loving array of typefaces. I could really go for some modified food starch about now. Thanks Justin Perricone and Boing Boing!







