I think these are awesome, but Nikki at Badder Homes & Gardens still made me laugh:
I thought these carved crayons were the coolest things ever until I noticed the $4,000 price tag. Now I think they’re totally stuck up and bitchy. And I bet they think they’re better than me. But guess what, Crayolas? You’re not. DNA carved me. Some dumb artist carved you. So there.
Tyrant Alarm Clock will Ruin Your Life, Get You Up in the Morning
The clock syncs up with your cell phone, randomly goes through your contact list, and then calls someone different every three minutes after your intended wake up time. It displays in a large size the name of the person who’s about to get their own wake up call from you. The potential for it to call someone and in some way completely ruin your life is huge. A disaster waiting to happen, which would make it the ideal alarm clock. Don’t want your boss, mom, or mistress awoken at some ungodly hour? Then get your butt out of bed and turn the Tyrant off.
The alarm clock has just been brought to a whole new level.
OMG no thank you. Though, this might be exactly what I need to actually wake up when I’m supposed to, haha…
![People I know that are about to have some babies…get ready for this to be yours!
thedailywhat:
Buy This: “Match & Munch Sandwich Cutters” from The Spoon Sisters.
Set of 4 puzzle shapes.
Old and Busted: With the crust cut off. New Hotness: With the crumb cut up into four interlocking pieces.
[nerdapproved.]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx9rgcKPaA1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
People I know that are about to have some babies…get ready for this to be yours!
Buy This: “Match & Munch Sandwich Cutters” from The Spoon Sisters.
Set of 4 puzzle shapes.
Old and Busted: With the crust cut off. New Hotness: With the crumb cut up into four interlocking pieces.
[nerdapproved.]
Typography Portraits.
HongKiat has 28 examples of stunning typography portraits. The Obama one is my favorite, with Mos Def coming in second.
The Mos Def one is most def. my fav ;)
Semâ Bekirovic, Camerakamer (installation, 600x400). A hundred camera’s are attached to the walls of a small room. The camera’s are triggered to go off when someone enters the room. It’ a sort of “paparazzi-space”, without the human element. The camera’s flash and shoot but their goal is the action,
*drooool* I’m so obsessed with calculators, and this is so beautiful. I need this in my life.
Bamboo Calculator.
Lexon announced it’s new line of renew-ably powered small appliances. Designed by Elium Studio, the calculator stands out by far as the coolest product in the line. I just want to rub that bamboo on my face! Thanks Core77!
