Yo momma so fat, when she accepted Jesus into her heart, it took him two weeks to find his way back out.
I am laughing so hard that this was actually on the radar. Brilliant. I <3 you, Internet.
Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes from Bible Camp by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Reblogged from bait and switch
Hahaha, I laughed so hard…especially after being called “Mr. Banana” by Kevin and being TOTALLY confused.
<3
Mr. Banana.
I’m gonna be flat out honest, this is radar material right here. I don’t even care who Tumblr credits for it, the world must know about Mr. Banana and his dapper ways. Thanks LikeCool and Illurama!
Reblogged from NUUT.co
Me,Mike “The Situation”,Vinny,Ronnie and DJ Pauly D from The Jersey Shore…on a shoot for Interview magazine.
Amazing.
Reblogged from Terry Richardson's Diary
I think these are awesome, but Nikki at Badder Homes & Gardens still made me laugh:
I thought these carved crayons were the coolest things ever until I noticed the $4,000 price tag. Now I think they’re totally stuck up and bitchy. And I bet they think they’re better than me. But guess what, Crayolas? You’re not. DNA carved me. Some dumb artist carved you. So there.
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