I think these are awesome, but Nikki at Badder Homes & Gardens still made me laugh:
I thought these carved crayons were the coolest things ever until I noticed the $4,000 price tag. Now I think they’re totally stuck up and bitchy. And I bet they think they’re better than me. But guess what, Crayolas? You’re not. DNA carved me. Some dumb artist carved you. So there.
