cutestkittensever:

Come meet Motorcycle and Scooter this weekend at Lakeline Mall for the Austin Pets Alive! Kitten Luau Adoption Event! :D

Please spread the word! There will be TONS of cats there, check out the Austin Pets Alive! website to get a sneak peak of the cats/kittens that will be attending: http://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt/cats/

Cats Attending: Della, Darby, Dante, Sunny, Camilla, Clyde, Copernicus, Caleb, Cooper, Liana, Umeko, Quinn, Liberty, Beans, Mouse, Mooshu, McFly, Armadillo, Albie, Althea, Yin, Yang, Regina, Tekla, Tonia, Tippy, YoYo, Yarrow, Ira, Inara, Ike, Onga, Orchid, Orpheus, Olivia, Obi, Tulip, Bette, Fern, Frankie, Jasper, Jadis, Maisie, York, Yoko, Yukon, Yoshi, Mercury, Rita, Blackey, Joey, Andes, Adelaide, Albuquerque, Eva, Fletcher, Henry, Nano, Nigella, Natasha, Nefertiti, Naomi, Nicodemus, Napoleon, Tuvok, Troi, T’Pol, Topaz, Suki, Jenny, Omar, Orah, Igor, Ivan, Rosalinda, Raul, Rosita, Ramona, Kaisa, Waffles, Wesley, Udo, Ursula, Mandy, Martina, Bowser, Belvedere, Blueberry, Olivia, Oscar, Jack Sparrow, Loki, Jan, Tennessee, Biddy, Alba, Alfred, Ziggy, Zach, Pickle, Otter, Stelmaria, Winnie, Tigger, Sayan, Shiitake, Avery, Alik, Odysseus, Xerxes, Vincenzo, Valentino, Dixie, and Opal

Unfortunately, Monkey and Squirrel will be too small, so they won’t be attending the event, but they are currently pre-adoptable :)

kevinnuut:

Queso is delicious and I want some.  If I do not get said queso, I will probably eat a ham sandwich, which will still be good, but not as good.

See how easy it is to make a manifesto and not hurt anyone. Joe Stack, any valid points you had about taxation went out the window with your piss poor grammar and your desire to hurt those not involved.  You should have just gotten an editor, a debt consultant, and some queso.

Amen, friend.